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Artur Boruc is a somewhat talented keeper however he is known to be somewhat crazy and prone to mental errors.  Recently he had the mental error not during a game but on Twitter, where he made this joke:

“Titanic be like…I nominate all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge.”

Southampton then immediately sent him on loan to Championship side Bournemouth.

Artur Boruc is a somewhat talented keeper however he is known to be somewhat crazy and prone to mental errors.  Recently he had the mental error not during a game but on Twitter, where he made this joke:

“Titanic be like…I nominate all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge.”

Southampton then immediately sent him on loan to Championship side Bournemouth.

Duece, more commonly known as Clint Dempsey, dropping his new track “Hot Fire” at the FIFA 15 Launch Party.

Got to love Dempsey.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is a piece of shit asshole and a terrible manager who lead Cardiff into relegation last year.
Now he is currently unemployed.
Here is what Vincent Tan had to say about it:

“Ole was hired by Cardiff City on our understanding and belief that he would help us fight relegation from the Barclays Premier League.
“Unfortunately that did not happen. After the club was relegated many people advised me to let him go, but I decided to keep Ole on for the Championship season.
“Regrettably our recent results do not justify Ole’s continued role as manager at Cardiff. Ole has therefore decided to step down and I have accepted this.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is a piece of shit asshole and a terrible manager who lead Cardiff into relegation last year.

Now he is currently unemployed.

Here is what Vincent Tan had to say about it:

“Ole was hired by Cardiff City on our understanding and belief that he would help us fight relegation from the Barclays Premier League.

“Unfortunately that did not happen. After the club was relegated many people advised me to let him go, but I decided to keep Ole on for the Championship season.

“Regrettably our recent results do not justify Ole’s continued role as manager at Cardiff. Ole has therefore decided to step down and I have accepted this.

Major League Soccer has unveiled their new logo, ushering them into their “NEXT” phase of existence.  I don’t know what that phase is and their reasoning behind the logo is ridiculous, but I’m pretty down with the simple and basic shield.  Nothing too flashy but nothing too corny either.  Well, other than this description of it from their website:

WORDS: MLS stands for Major League Soccer.
SLASH: The slash refers to soccer’s speed and energy. The slash begins outside the perimeter and drives upward at a 45-degree angle to illustrate both the non-stop nature of our game and the rising trajectory of our league. It bisects the crest to create a “first half” and “second half.”
STARS: The three stars represent the pillars of our brand: For Club, For Country, For Community.
PERIMETER: The perimeter represents the lines that mark off the field of play.

FIRST HALF AND SECOND HALF: The first half contains MLS and the three stars. The second half is an open white space that brings you in and out of the MLS world.

Major League Soccer has unveiled their new logo, ushering them into their “NEXT” phase of existence.  I don’t know what that phase is and their reasoning behind the logo is ridiculous, but I’m pretty down with the simple and basic shield.  Nothing too flashy but nothing too corny either.  Well, other than this description of it from their website:

WORDS: MLS stands for Major League Soccer.

SLASH: The slash refers to soccer’s speed and energy. The slash begins outside the perimeter and drives upward at a 45-degree angle to illustrate both the non-stop nature of our game and the rising trajectory of our league. It bisects the crest to create a “first half” and “second half.”

STARS: The three stars represent the pillars of our brand: For Club, For Country, For Community.

PERIMETER: The perimeter represents the lines that mark off the field of play.

FIRST HALF AND SECOND HALF: The first half contains MLS and the three stars. The second half is an open white space that brings you in and out of the MLS world.

Jonas Gutierrez, the Newcastle midfielder who has fallen out of favor at the club, has announced that he suffering from testicular cancer.
Gutierrez, who despite not being too good is still an Awesome Soccer Hair Club Hall of Famer, is currently undergoing chemo.  We wish him all the best in his recovery.  

Jonas Gutierrez, the Newcastle midfielder who has fallen out of favor at the club, has announced that he suffering from testicular cancer.

Gutierrez, who despite not being too good is still an Awesome Soccer Hair Club Hall of Famer, is currently undergoing chemo.  We wish him all the best in his recovery.  

theworldsgame:

Ajax fans showed their dislike of Paris Saint-Germain with a very interesting sign today.

theworldsgame:

Ajax fans showed their dislike of Paris Saint-Germain with a very interesting sign today.

afootballobserver:

Chelsea 1-1 Schalke 04 [UCL] 17/09/2014
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar 62’ (Assist: Julian Draxler)

Chelsea opened up their Champions League with a draw against Schalke.  Chelsea might have been lucky to even draw as their first goal was somewhat controversial after a Cesc Fabregas tackle.

afootballobserver:

Chelsea 1-1 Schalke 04 [UCL] 17/09/2014

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar 62’ (Assist: Julian Draxler)

Chelsea opened up their Champions League with a draw against Schalke.  Chelsea might have been lucky to even draw as their first goal was somewhat controversial after a Cesc Fabregas tackle.

afootballobserver:

Bayern Munich 1-0 Manchester City [UCL] 17/09/2014
Jerome Boateng 90’

Man City couldn’t come out of Germany with a point as Boateng managed to get Bayern the win in the 90th-minute.  City might have a tough time getting out of this group, as Roma impressed today, with a 5-1 win over CSKA Moscow.

afootballobserver:

Bayern Munich 1-0 Manchester City [UCL] 17/09/2014

Jerome Boateng 90’

Man City couldn’t come out of Germany with a point as Boateng managed to get Bayern the win in the 90th-minute.  City might have a tough time getting out of this group, as Roma impressed today, with a 5-1 win over CSKA Moscow.

Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Arsenal

Arsenal is literally a team with a bunch of midgets.

Dortmund took advantage of this with goals from Immobile and Aubameyang and Immobile.

Sad Arsene Wenger is so sad after getting beat by Hipster Klopp.